Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...
...I'm telling you right now, I don't wanna hear about the specials.
I don't wanna know about the specials, I'm sick of the specials, I hate them.
My feeling is, if the specials were so special, they'd be on the menu.
You know what's special? They don't know if anybody likes them.
And they always have those overly creative descriptions of the specials.
The veal is lightly slapped...
...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite...