The Gymnast

Season 6, Episode 6 — 61 scenes

• "...Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta drop our pants and sit on it too."
• "I cannot believe Lindsay's seeing you after that Breakfast at Tiffany's thing."
• "...and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going."
• "Hey, guess what? Remember that woman you saw me with?"
• "Kramer, there's always a price to pay for just a sexual dalliance."
• "Gymnast? I can't believe it. You didn't tell me she was a gymnast."
• "I'm putting my shirt back on."
• "I take it off when I go to the.... You know, to the office."
• "-Unbuttoned or all the way off? -All the way, baby."
• "...you should see the doctor and have it checked out."
• "Elaine, I need you to proofread this report for my meeting..."
• "Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this office."
• "Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate them, big computers."
• "You blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture..."
• "-...surrounded by planets, asteroids. -I still don't see it."
• "I think I got to go to the doctor. Oh, Mama!"
• "I have always felt that the most important thing in the world..."
• "-Let me help you with these dishes. -George, you don't have to."
• "I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright."
• "Look, there's a spaceship. That is so cool."
• "Mr. Pitt, I do not think that is just such a good idea."
• "-I want a cup of coffee and a muffin. -And you could not refuse."
• "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen."
• "You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum."
• "What's with you?"
• "And this jagged shard of calcium pushes its way through the ureter..."
• "If you'll just give this to Mr. Pitt and tell him that we expect..."
• "No, Lindsay, it was not in the garbage. It was above the garbage."
• "...we used to eat out of the garbage all the time. It was no big thing."
• "I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider people's feelings."
• "-Hey, that's her. -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's her."
• "...giant into a straddle, back into another handstand..."
• "Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape."
• "It is amazing, after years of training, how one can contort one's body."
• "It was just so ordinary. There was nothing gymnastic about it."
• "-Obviously, I prefer not mention any-- -Did you think she was gonna take..."
• "...I have to put in now because of, you know, last night?"
• "I think that I may have single-handedly put the kibosh..."
• "No, I tried to do a reverse hecht off my couch, and I didn't make it."
• "You call this coffee?"
• "It's gonna be fine. Here we go. Look at this shine."
• "Look at this sparkle."
• "Mrs. Enright! Mrs. Enright!"
• "Lindsay, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield."
• "You know what happens the first time. People are a little shy, a little retic..."
• "-No, I don't wanna go to the circus. -Yeah? Well, you're going."
• "I didn't send you over there to complain about the name."
• "-Elaine? -Oh, sorry."
• "When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them..."
• "Yes, the comedian."
• "You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading."
• "Mr. Pitt, you have to meet with the shareholders. You have to leave now."
• "-When's the meeting? -In about 20 minutes."
• "Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to the center ring..."
• "-Show biz. -Ladies and gentlemen..."
• "Sorry I took so long. They've got one of those 3-D art posters in there."
• "What is that sound?"
• "Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh?"
• "...but these false accusations will not deter us."
• "...that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world..."
• "You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian."