Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I never figured out why they make these bizarre toilet seats.
You know? Like those clear Lucite ones with all the coins in it?
It's a lovely tribute to our past president. It's not bad enough...
...Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta drop our pants and sit on it too.
It's just incomprehensible that you would buy a thing like this.
You install it on your toilet seat. And this says what about you?
I can't afford to throw money down the toilet, but look how close I am.