The Pledge Drive

Season 6, Episode 3 — 62 scenes

• ""I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck..."
• ""Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations..."
• "-If you don't believe me, ask her. -I will. Besides, she's got a boyfriend."
• "Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail?"
• "Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone."
• "Okay, yeah. That sounds good. But I still get a tote bag, right?"
• "-You sure you don't mind? -Like she'll admit she was flirting."
• "-You mean "like" like? -What are you talking about?"
• "Did you say that Noreen was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld?"
• "Well, listen, Jerry mentioned it, and I didn't believe--"
• "No one. I'm sorry, Mr. Pitt. That won't happen again."
• "But my stupid friend Jerry told my other friend Noreen..."
• "...but there's no joking about the financial crisis at PBS."
• "Jerry, I am so grateful that you're doing this."
• "Is this it in the trash?"
• "It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem."
• "Why, because I threw the card out? How long was I supposed to save it?"
• "Well, I'll tell you, a nice greeting card can really lift a person's spirits."
• "She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can't have."
• "It was a thank-you card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive."
• "I mean, really, what is the point of saving it?"
• "So during the show, they're running the Ken Burns Baseball thing."
• "-Did you ever get to talk to Noreen? -Yes. She's very upset."
• "...her brother just had a book of political cartoons published."
• "All right. So maybe she wasn't flirting with me. So what?"
• "What, you think I eat all my meals with you?"
• "Did you see the way she pointed at the check?"
• "Besides, the team already does so much promotion for Channel 11."
• "For trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society..."
• "You know, maybe George has something here about PBS."
• "Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn."
• "-Yeah, I'd like to see the script too. -You're just answering phones!"
• "You know, I didn't get the special, but I'd also like the fresh fruit too."
• "Had an itch. She could have used any finger."
• "Isn't the Chemical Bank on this block?"
• "You know, what you wanna do is go down to 49th Street."
• "She wasn't here. I called the doctor. Nobody knows where she is."
• "Chemical? She hasn't used that account since her branch closed."
• "...because she's been passing those bum checks all over town..."
• "Well, he does raise his voice occasionally, but that's normal."
• "Great. I'm going out with a man who sounds like a woman."
• "He's bald. I know that's a guy thing."
• "So Jerry thought I was flirting with him."
• "No, no. But why are you using a knife and fork?"
• "-So this isn't gonna take long, is it? -Oh, no, no. In and out."
• "-What are you doing? -I'm following him."
• "We had to return the checks made out to a Mr. Jerry Seinfeld."
• "Nobody wants to talk to you, so why don't you just..."
• "Think it might have something to do with those checks."
• "All right. Look, Jerry, we gotta get down to PBS PDQ."
• "She's had quite a day, but she's gonna watch you tonight on the TV."
• "-No, that's okay, I really don't need-- -What are you talking about?"
• "Sounds like that friend of Elaine's that was hitting on me in the bookstore."
• "In fact, we here at PBS, we have many programs..."
• "...lest you be persecuted because of your, you know...."
• "I'll take care of this, Danny."
• "I believe you cut me off and then made an obscene gesture."
• "This is the only time this year we'll be asking for donations."
• "You watch this station, don't you? Don't be a freeloader."
• "And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for $1500!"
• "-Isn't this little bunny giving you the--? -Yes, he is."
• "I saw someone on the street eating M&M's with a spoon."