Season 6, Episode 3: "The Pledge Drive"

There's something insincere about greeting cards.

They're like these little $1 folded-paper...

...emotional prostitutes, isn't it?

"I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck...

...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me.

So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this...

...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'"

Wouldn't it be better to have one card...

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