Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →There's something insincere about greeting cards.
They're like these little $1 folded-paper...
...emotional prostitutes, isn't it?
"I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck...
...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me.
So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this...
...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'"
Wouldn't it be better to have one card...