Season 6, Episode 3: "The Pledge Drive"

I'm dying to meet Danny Tartabull. Where is he?

He'll be here any second.

-You guys are both on in five minutes. -Yeah, yeah.

-Okay. -Bye-bye.

Why didn't you tell me you were a little short?

Here. If anybody asks you where you got it, you don't know.

-No, that's okay, I really don't need-- -What are you talking about?

-It's not necessary. -Would you please take the--?

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