Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living.
But there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS.
Our lines are open, so please call the number...
...you see on your screen.
This is the only time this year we'll be asking for donations.
-PBS pledge drive. -Hello. I'd like to speak with Jerry.
You again, buddy. Look, forget about Jerry.
-It's not gonna happen. -This is his grandmother.