Season 6, Episode 3: "The Pledge Drive"

I mean, really, what is the point of saving it?

I could see if I had a mantel.

Well, a mantel's a whole different story.

-Absolutely. -If my parents had a mantel...

...I might be a completely different person.

So anyway, she's kind of upset about it...

...so I need you to do me a favor.

-Let's have it. -Well, I'm doing the PBS drive.

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