The Fusilli Jerry

Season 6, Episode 21 — 64 scenes

• "You're looking in there, hoping you're going to see something in there..."
• "...so simple, so obvious, so incredibly easy to fix..."
• "I think he could've asked me. He's supposed to be a friend mine."
• "All those mechanics do is work all day with their hands..."
• "I mean, do they bring a lobster in every day hoping, "Today's the day.""
• "-Georgie, I'm a divorcée. -You're not a divorcée."
• "...and I need you to drive me home because I'll be all drugged up."
• "He worked on this kid from Guatemala with no nose..."
• "But I can't drive anybody anywhere until I go down to get my new plates."
• "-Sign right here, please. -Okay."
• "Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are."
• "How do you feel?"
• "Something the matter?"
• "Jerry, there is no confusing that move with any other move."
• "They're conducive to sex talk. It's a high-testosterone area."
• "Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material."
• "You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic."
• "I'm rubbing two sticks together, you're walking around with a Zippo."
• "...one must be certain that it's going to be used in a conscientious way."
• "You can't have more than a 1 foot differential in your heights."
• "George, if you can master this, you'll never be alone again."
• "He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous."
• "See, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual."
• "-So did you get your new plates? -Oh, yeah, I got my new plates."
• "It doesn't have to be someone who gets lots of woman."
• "Plant yourself there. You will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard."
• "-All you told me about was the end. -The ending is the whole thing."
• "You can't come up with your own stuff, so you steal other people's?"
• "What are you doing?"
• "...pleasuring you."
• "-You don't like the move? -No, I don't."
• "-Oh, come on. Please? -No, he called me a hack."
• "I'll come up with some new stuff."
• ""Call me. 36-24-46. I think I have what you're looking for.""
• "You can't cry for at least 10 days. You can ruin the operation."
• "-Can I help you? -Yeah, Dr. Cosmo Kramer. Proctology."
• "And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages."
• "Boy, I never dreamed it could make such a difference."
• "You probably screwed up the order. Did you close with the swirl?"
• "You're gonna give it a bad name."
• "-I think they're trying to screw me. -Of course they're trying to screw you."
• "He's come up with some other move. You should see this thing."
• "I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. It's just taking up a lot of my time."
• "Just kind of bring it up at the right time and find out."
• "-All right, listen, I'll see you guys later. -All right."
• "Just take your mail and go home. I have things to do."
• "Well, it's already working. Kramer made a pass at me."
• "-Hey, let me ask you a question. -Sure."
• "I'm just taking an interest in what you do."
• "Is that with the parts and labor?"
• "No. Dave, no, please. Not the knuckle."
• "...that was great."
• "-On your hand? Let me see. -Nothing. I don't know. It's a mole."
• "It's a very complicated move. I couldn't remember it all."
• "Do you know what a good mechanic is worth? You can't compare that to sex."
• "-Hi, Mr. Costanza, what's--? -Where's your friend, Kramer?"
• "Don't "Frank" me. I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife?"
• "-Bro! -Mansiere!"
• "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it."
• "I just want you to know that this won't take long and he's going to be fine."
• "Yes, I'm still waiting for the Motor Vehicle Bureau to straighten it out."
• "Million-1 shot, doc. Million-1."
• "Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove."
• "-Ma, don't cry! -Oh, I can't help it!"