Season 6, Episode 21: "The Fusilli Jerry"

Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove.

I've been waiting for hours.

I fell on some fusilli.

-Fusilli? -You know, the corkscrew pasta.

It was a fusilli Jerry.

It got stuck in me. I had to go to the proctologist.

The proctologist? Are you okay?

-Yeah. -Oh, I was so worried.

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