Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove.
I've been waiting for hours.
I fell on some fusilli.
-Fusilli? -You know, the corkscrew pasta.
It was a fusilli Jerry.
It got stuck in me. I had to go to the proctologist.
The proctologist? Are you okay?
-Yeah. -Oh, I was so worried.