Season 6, Episode 21: "The Fusilli Jerry"

Hey, look at that. They got lobster on the menu.

Who would order a lobster here?

I mean, do they bring a lobster in every day hoping, "Today's the day."

So what if they have a lobster?

Suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur?

I think we really need to be in front of a television set.

You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture.

So I'm getting an eye job.

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