Season 6, Episode 21: "The Fusilli Jerry"

You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.

Plant yourself there. You will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.

See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there.

Never. It's always an accident.

Every proctologist's story ends in the same way:

"It was a million-1 shot, doc. Million-1."

There's my phone.

-So where you gonna stick this? -I'll tell you where I'd like to stick it.