The Chinese Woman

Season 6, Episode 4 — 66 scenes

• "I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay."
• "...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel."
• "Not going out there plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues."
• "I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow in."
• "Whenever he answers the phone, he won't put Noreen right on."
• "I've never seen him in Manhattan before. It's weird. It's so out of context."
• "In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street."
• "Just plop it on the counter there."
• "I got nothing to say."
• "I'm sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number."
• "-Who are you talking to? -He's on with a Chinese woman."
• "I wore them for a month, but I couldn't stick with it."
• "Listen, if you ever wanna have kids, you shouldn't wear briefs."
• "What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?"
• "You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
• "What, does that conflict with your regular schedule?"
• "I am very excited about this date. We're going to Hunan Balcony."
• "Hey, George, we saw your father on the street before."
• "Was my father wearing a cape?"
• "What was a man with a cape doing with my father?"
• "-I'm never gonna procreate, huh? -That's not necessarily true."
• "All right, what? What? You tell me. I'll do anything. Come on, tell me."
• "Yeah, I'm calling from a car phone, so I don't really have time to talk."
• "Lookit, Paul, the car seems to be running out of gas..."
• "I secondhand smoke two packs a day."
• "Actually, the family name wasn't originally Chang."
• "And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese."
• "Listen, I spoke to Paul and Noreen. They might be breaking up."
• "...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen."
• "Jerry, look, you gotta help. If I have one pair in my house, I'll wear them."
• "And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."
• "-So, Dad-- -Gnats, too, if I'm not mistaken."
• "Your mother has to tell you every move I make? I'll kill her."
• "-So, Dad-- -How could Jerry not say hello?"
• "-Did they uncross the lines yet? -They can't find the problem."
• "Did you say "ridicurous"?"
• "I thought you said..."
• "-You spoke to my mother? -She was trying to call you, but--"
• "Well, she told me she and your father are getting divorced."
• "Yeah. You know, it's a shame his parents..."
• "Hey, Georgie, did you have any idea that anything was wrong?"
• "The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this."
• "All right, Superman's the exception."
• "Well, if she's available, I won't let her slip through my fingers this time."
• "Don't you see what's going on here?"
• "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
• "Yeah, well, we're trying, but he just went insane there for a while."
• "...because whoever was answering was always making boring chit-chat..."
• "...that the person who was calling didn't wanna speak to them."
• "This is the second relationship you've ruined for her in a few weeks."
• "And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world..."
• "Apparently, you have a tremendous influence over this woman."
• "Make sure you never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
• "I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class."
• "All right, so let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?"
• "-He was my lawyer. -Your lawyer wears a cape?"
• "What did you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind?"
• "Jerry, how come you didn't say hello to me the other day?"
• "-Paul? -Elaine."
• "I feel it would be best that you didn't talk to Noreen for a while."
• "There she'll get the structure and discipline she needs right now."
• "I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman."
• "Ever since she started dating Kramer, she won't even talk to me."
• "Everybody listens to the Chinese. Look at the fortune cookie."
• "Then we drive down to Kew Gardens, tons of traffic, I see my father."
• "-Who are you? -I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."