The Chinese Woman
Season 6, Episode 4 — 66 scenes
- "I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay."
- "...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel."
- "Not going out there plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues."
- "I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow in."
- "Whenever he answers the phone, he won't put Noreen right on."
- "I've never seen him in Manhattan before. It's weird. It's so out of context."
- "In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street."
- "Just plop it on the counter there."
- "I got nothing to say."
- "I'm sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number."
- "-Who are you talking to? -He's on with a Chinese woman."
- "I wore them for a month, but I couldn't stick with it."
- "Listen, if you ever wanna have kids, you shouldn't wear briefs."
- "What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?"
- "You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
- "What, does that conflict with your regular schedule?"
- "I am very excited about this date. We're going to Hunan Balcony."
- "Hey, George, we saw your father on the street before."
- "Was my father wearing a cape?"
- "What was a man with a cape doing with my father?"
- "-I'm never gonna procreate, huh? -That's not necessarily true."
- "All right, what? What? You tell me. I'll do anything. Come on, tell me."
- "Yeah, I'm calling from a car phone, so I don't really have time to talk."
- "Lookit, Paul, the car seems to be running out of gas..."
- "I secondhand smoke two packs a day."
- "Actually, the family name wasn't originally Chang."
- "And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese."
- "Listen, I spoke to Paul and Noreen. They might be breaking up."
- "...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen."
- "Jerry, look, you gotta help. If I have one pair in my house, I'll wear them."
- "And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."
- "-So, Dad-- -Gnats, too, if I'm not mistaken."
- "Your mother has to tell you every move I make? I'll kill her."
- "-So, Dad-- -How could Jerry not say hello?"
- "-Did they uncross the lines yet? -They can't find the problem."
- "Did you say "ridicurous"?"
- "I thought you said..."
- "-You spoke to my mother? -She was trying to call you, but--"
- "Well, she told me she and your father are getting divorced."
- "Yeah. You know, it's a shame his parents..."
- "Hey, Georgie, did you have any idea that anything was wrong?"
- "The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this."
- "All right, Superman's the exception."
- "Well, if she's available, I won't let her slip through my fingers this time."
- "Don't you see what's going on here?"
- "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
- "Yeah, well, we're trying, but he just went insane there for a while."
- "...because whoever was answering was always making boring chit-chat..."
- "...that the person who was calling didn't wanna speak to them."
- "This is the second relationship you've ruined for her in a few weeks."
- "And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world..."
- "Apparently, you have a tremendous influence over this woman."
- "Make sure you never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
- "I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class."
- "All right, so let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?"
- "-He was my lawyer. -Your lawyer wears a cape?"
- "What did you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind?"
- "Jerry, how come you didn't say hello to me the other day?"
- "-Paul? -Elaine."
- "I feel it would be best that you didn't talk to Noreen for a while."
- "There she'll get the structure and discipline she needs right now."
- "I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman."
- "Ever since she started dating Kramer, she won't even talk to me."
- "Everybody listens to the Chinese. Look at the fortune cookie."
- "Then we drive down to Kew Gardens, tons of traffic, I see my father."
- "-Who are you? -I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."
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