Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

Can't help you, kid.

-You're not Chinese? -No.

-I thought you were Chinese. -I'm from Long Island.

I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman.

-I'm sorry. -Well, then...

-...that changes everything. -What?

She's not Chinese. I was duped!

So what? She still gave you advice.

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