Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

The results of your sperm test are in.

Are you planning to start a family?

Yes, I would like to very much.

I'm low, aren't I? I can feel it.

-Yes, I'm afraid you're a little low. -Oh, man!

It's over. The Kramer name is finished.

-I'm never gonna procreate, huh? -That's not necessarily true.

There are measures you can take to improve your fertility.

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