Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

...Paul was convinced I was having an affair...

...because somebody kept calling and hanging up whenever he answered.

What kind of a sick person calls and hangs up over and over?

...I don't know about sick.

I mean, maybe it was somebody...

...who didn't wanna talk to whoever was answering...

...because whoever was answering was always making boring chit-chat...

...and was completely oblivious to the fact...

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