Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

-They're not getting divorced. -Why, what happened?

She was trying to call George last night, she got me...

...we spoke for an hour, and she changed her mind.

-Wow, that's amazing. -Anyway, she wants to meet me.

She invited me over for dinner. Said you should come too.

-Tonight? -Yeah.

I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class.

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