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You couldn't get away with that at other restaurants.
Yeah, no one's reading any rolled up messages in a knish.
Well, it had to happen. I knew it. I predicted it.
Saw both of them today. What a disaster.
I'm running all over Queens.
First, I saw my mother. We had lunch together.
I never had lunch with my mother before. It's like a date.