Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

Everybody listens to the Chinese. Look at the fortune cookie.

You couldn't get away with that at other restaurants.

Yeah, no one's reading any rolled up messages in a knish.

Well, it had to happen. I knew it. I predicted it.

Saw both of them today. What a disaster.

I'm running all over Queens.

First, I saw my mother. We had lunch together.

I never had lunch with my mother before. It's like a date.

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