Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

-With the Chinese woman? -She knew who I was.

She saw me at a club one time.

My first date ever with the Pacific Rim. I'm very excited.

Jerry, you ever have your sperm count checked?

No, why should I? I wear boxers.

You ever get a woman pregnant?

I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed.

What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?

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