Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

The thing I admire about the Chinese...

...is they're hanging in there with the chopsticks.

Because if you think about it, they've seen the fork by now.

I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay.

We're gonna stay with the sticks."

I mean, I don't know how they missed it.

Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up...

...has his breakfast with the chopsticks...

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