Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

Here, take my Jockey shorts.

Hey, what is that?

Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts.

-What, you have low sperm count? -Very low.

-Come on, take them. -I don't want them.

Jerry, look, you gotta help. If I have one pair in my house, I'll wear them.

-I don't want them. -All it takes is one pair.

I'm not gonna be able to sleep if those are in the house.

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