Season 6, Episode 4: "The Chinese Woman"

-I didn't think so. -Used to be "Changstein."

-She's not Chinese? -No, not Chinese.

Not even Asian.

-So, what is she? -Well, she's like you.

Oh, how disappointed you must have been.

Well, it's false advertising, see?

And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese.

She suggests Chinese food...

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