The Label Maker

Season 6, Episode 12 — 68 scenes

• "You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it."
• "They hate him now."
• "-...getting rid of Super Bowl tickets. -I'm telling you, skip the wedding."
• "In front of the G's. Hobnobbing with the D's and E's."
• "I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Tomorrow night's the first night."
• "Oh, just a couple gals out on the town, shopping and gabbing."
• "-What, are you kidding? -Here. Two tickets. Have a good time."
• "Okay. Well, you enjoy those tickets."
• "-All right, that's perfect. -Kramer, why do you have to--?"
• "We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it."
• "-Oh, is that a label maker? -Yes, it is. I got it as a gift."
• "The same. He sent it as a thank you for my Super Bowl tickets."
• "Or maybe he liked your gift so much, he decided to get me the same thing."
• "-...and see if he's got a label maker. -Why did you get him a gift?"
• "Yeah, well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm a large."
• "Well, here we are. This is the place."
• "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
• "If you lean out this window, you can see the river."
• "-And this is a problem? -It's a huge problem, Jerry."
• "You always like the person you talk to about the date more than the date."
• "He looks like you, and he's working from the inside?"
• "I gotta find a way to work this out. I love that apartment."
• "...while Newman takes over the world, but he'd be a horrible leader."
• "...he found out that the wedding is on the same day as the Super Bowl."
• "Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of giving?"
• "...being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
• "-I'm heading over to Bonnie's. -What about the roommate?"
• "I gotta try and figure out a way to switch places with him."
• "Hello, Jerry. May I come in?"
• "I won't let you cheat. You're not getting near that board."
• "I'll be the one waving to the camera from my seat on the 40-yard line."
• "When you come out of the shower and put your robe on..."
• "Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person?"
• "What's the outfit? I mean, are you dressing up, or is it come as you are?"
• "-This was fun, you know? -Yeah."
• "No one could ever put a label on you, huh?"
• "Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?"
• "-...and he offered me a ticket. -But what about the label maker?"
• "We went upstairs to his apartment to look for the label maker--"
• "...he got a call from one of his patients with an impacted molar..."
• "...and then de-gifted. Now he's using an upstairs invite..."
• "-What are you doing? -I'm watching your door."
• "-What was that? -Newman. Open it. Open it. Open."
• "-I see you, Newman. I see you. -I'm taking the Congo as a penalty."
• "...but don't you think there should be two beds?"
• "...so you don't have to keep taking them to the bathroom."
• "I asked Scott to move out."
• "You unwittingly made a major commitment."
• "I gotta go help tape up all his boxes and get them ready for shipping."
• "Too bad about that Super Bowl ticket, huh, Newman?"
• "Well, things just didn't work out like I thought they would."
• "-What are you doing? -I'm taking the board with me."
• "Hey! Hey, wait!"
• "-So I guess I'll see you at the game. -Yeah, see you there."
• "But the table, the stereo, the VCR-- The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?"
• "...and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation?"
• "Ukraine is game to you? How about I take your little board and smash!"
• "I gave you a label maker, and now I would like to have it back."
• "...because you were so nice to me for not charging me for the dental work."
• "The way you worked on my filling, you were so--"
• "One, two, three--"
• "-Isn't that wonderful? -Oh, it's enchanting."
• "I know you wanted to watch the Super Bowl."
• "George, Scott's gonna drop by. He said he never got his boxes."
• "I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I--"
• "Remember what we talked about the other day?"
• "First Kramer almost beats me at Risk, but I narrowly escape..."
• "-Can you move over an inch? -Oh, come on."