Season 6, Episode 12: "The Label Maker"

This is a bill for $1500.

Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements.

I find sleeping-arrangement conversations depressing.

Yeah. Sleeping arrangements.

-So you haven't--? -Oh, no, no, no.

I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Tomorrow night's the first night.

Hey, hey. Is that Tim Whatley?

-The dentist? -Is he mad at you for crashing...

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