Season 6, Episode 12: "The Label Maker"

Wait a minute. That's my ticket. You didn't wanna go.

It was totally out of the blue.

We went upstairs to his apartment to look for the label maker--

How? Did you say you had to use the bathroom?

-No. -Then how did you get up there?

-I said, "Do you wanna go upstairs?" -And there's your ticket.

That's why you're going to the Super Bowl.

-Why? -You go out with a guy one time.

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