Season 6, Episode 12: "The Label Maker"

You ask him to go upstairs like you're Mae West.

Of course he's gonna try and get you alone for the weekend.

You mean just because I asked him to go upstairs...

-...he thinks he's going downtown? -Obviously.

-You're crazy. -Well, what happened upstairs?

As soon as we walked in...

...he got a call from one of his patients with an impacted molar...

...so he had to leave. I didn't look for the label maker.

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