The Diplomats Club

Season 6, Episode 22 — 64 scenes

• "Can I get into that? Where's that club? I would like to join that club."
• "...they always have the stewardess close that stupid curtain, you know?"
• "She's not gonna be back for a month, but I have six hours."
• "I'm going to Mr. Pitt's, and I am telling him that I am quitting."
• "-Jerry, I need to borrow your camera. -Why?"
• "Well, I wanna put a picture of me and my boss up in the office."
• "-Mr. Pitt, I have something to tell you. -One second, Elaine."
• "You have to check before you combine anything with your heart medicine."
• "Would you take this for us, dear? Thank you very much. Here we go."
• "I would've marched on Selma if it was in Long Island."
• "-You'd have marched on Great Neck? -Absolutely. I still might."
• "I'll bet you the next three people I ask..."
• "-You know he's not supposed to bet. -Come on, Jerry, it's a lock."
• "-What're you doing about Morgan? -You know what would be great?"
• "We watched Breakfast at Tiffany's together?"
• "You know, Remy, I was thinking. Last time we were together, you--"
• "You know what? Leave it. Just pull the car around front."
• "I take heart medication. What would you recommend for a runny nose?"
• "No, she's this woman who's booking me on these college tours."
• "And I talked to the hostess, they'll also be serving coffee on the plane..."
• "I arrived to discuss his will and found Justin had collapsed on the floor."
• "He took a very dangerous combination of prescription heart medicine..."
• "...they'll tell us what to do in event of a crash."
• "Even if you have to go a little, you better go now..."
• "...and they know the minute when they're arriving."
• "...that that flight to Pittsburgh takes off before my flight to Houston."
• "-Okay, how much? -How about 200."
• "I'm George, George Costanza. You live around here?"
• "-This could be Mexico City. -Come on, Seattle, let's go."
• "All right, come on, let's go again. Let's go again."
• "The pilot is going to be sitting out there watching the show."
• "All right, ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Mr. Jerry Seinfeld."
• "Boy, I noticed there's a lot of those orange cones..."
• "Seeing that pilot in the audience really freaked me out."
• "-Don't you worry, I'm on top of this. -Yeah, you're on top of it."
• "Well, Mr. Kramer, looks like you're in the hole $3200."
• "-What for? -I just need it, that's all."
• "There is a slight complication, but we're taking care of it..."
• "He had no business being in your audience if you didn't want him there."
• "Yes, he can, if he has cause to believe that a passenger will be a disturbance."
• "Bridgette's gonna be waiting for me at the Diplomat's Club. Rent a car."
• "Midsize, luxury or sports model? What's your preference?"
• "I don't have a preference, okay? Just make a decision yourself."
• "Hey, Jerry, what was the name of that exterminator..."
• "Defend. Yeah. You know, we spoke for a little bit."
• "-You sound a little freaked out yourself. -I am a little freaked out!"
• "-All right, but you have to leave now! -I said, I'll take care of it."
• "The worst mass murderer the post office ever produced."
• "-Any of them talking to you? -Just to tell me to keep off the snacks."
• "All right. I'm gonna give you a sporting chance. I'll take Ithaca."
• "Should I keep going or turn around? Do you have a preference?"
• "Well, if the other people in the office saw that I had called an exterminator..."
• "You know, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Hang on a second."
• "...a lost Manhattanite drove through a residential back yard..."
• "That's him. That's the man who gave me the pills in the drugstore."
• "That's what we used to call him in high school, "The Exterminator.""
• "-Yeah, he sure was. -I should've quit at double or nothing."
• "It's a pleasure doing business with a gentleman like yourself."
• "-Nobody hustles Earl Haffler. -Oh, come on."
• "What? What? Mr. Pitt, what are you, delirious?"
• "Well, my plane doesn't leave for another half-hour."
• "Oh, my God. It's him."
• "I love this place. You know, Karl and I come here all the time."
• "Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house."