Season 6, Episode 22: "The Diplomats Club"

That's why my flight to Houston has been delayed.

They're all morons.

Matter of fact, I'll bet you...

...that that flight to Pittsburgh takes off before my flight to Houston.

-Not a betting man. -Friendly wager.

-I haven't made a bet in three years. -Oh, come on.

Keep things interesting, pass the time.

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