Season 6, Episode 22: "The Diplomats Club"

How about the scam the airlines have with these special clubs?

One hundred fifty dollars a year to sit in a room...

...eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda and read magazines.

Excuse me, isn't this the flight?

I already got four hours of this coming to me.

What am I paying for?

How about an I-got-all-my-luggage club?

Can I get into that? Where's that club? I would like to join that club.

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