Season 6, Episode 22: "The Diplomats Club"

-It didn't go very well, did it? -No, it didn't.

And you know why?

Seeing that pilot in the audience really freaked me out.

If you hadn't mentioned anything, I would've been fine.

I became obsessed with him.

Why did I invite him? Stupid. Stupid.

When he asked for tickets, I should've said no.

-I'm gonna go chew him out. -Oh, it doesn't matter now.

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