The Big Salad
Season 6, Episode 2 — 61 scenes
- ""You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen?" We always have to whisper..."
- "...because it's so humiliating. "I don't have a pen.""
- "-It's a mechanical pencil. -Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000."
- "...and when it comes in, I'll give you a call."
- "-And your last name? -It's just Elaine. Like Cher."
- "-Why did you give him my number? -Don't worry about it."
- "-Hi. -Oh, hi. Elaine's my middle name."
- "-I'm going to the coffee shop. -They have big salads."
- "Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs."
- "I know. Whenever I'm on a date, I always feel like people can tell."
- "-He used to be a baseball player. -How'd you end up golfing with him?"
- "The rules clearly state you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green."
- "-Think I'm gonna put up with that?!" -All right. All right! You're in my face."
- "The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons..."
- "Hebert. It's a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it. Hebert."
- "Stationery-store guy called to say he ordered your pencil."
- "Meeting Mother at the Guggenheim. You don't wanna go?"
- "Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine?"
- "You buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it."
- "...in the murder of Bobby Pinkus, the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners..."
- "...reportedly saw an irate Gendason leaving the clubhouse in a huff."
- "...that he murdered the dry cleaner."
- "-I like Julie. She's very personable. -Yeah, she's lovely."
- "But she happened to picked it up at the restaurant, even though...."
- "It's just that I was the one that actually paid for the big salad."
- "Kramer played golf with him, and Kramer thinks a penalty stroke..."
- "They know we're on a date. They're making fun."
- "No, I don't know what time she might be coming back."
- "You know, Gendason. This is something, isn't it?"
- "Nice seeing you again, Margaret. Bye, Jerry."
- "No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. Why did you stop seeing him?"
- "It was a couple of years ago. Why, does it matter?"
- "And the most distressing part is not that she went out with him..."
- "So the question, then, is not so much why did she see him..."
- "No. He left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it."
- "-I wanted to please Mr. Pitt. -You better go down and tell this guy."
- "It's kind of a bad time. Could you come back later?"
- "No, we can't. My skin is crawling just being inside your little rat's nest."
- "-What is wrong with her? -Well, if you're happy with her..."
- "Drop by anytime, Jerry."
- "…except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke.""
- "He said he brought his pants to Pinkus', and they came back stained..."
- "You met Margaret. You think Margaret's good-looking?"
- "It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls."
- "...about how she'd better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch..."
- "Well, she probably just assumed."
- "...that even though you handed her the big salad, that it came from me?"
- "George, all I did was hand someone a bag."
- "Well, why did you tell me to order it if you knew..."
- "-Yes. -Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry."
- "Well, then how about going out with me?"
- "I mean, they found a tee. And he played golf that day."
- "I moved on. I'm not hung up on him."
- "-What are you looking at? -What? I'm not looking. Nothing."
- "...when I was looking at her face was, "Newman found this unacceptable.""
- "You had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you..."
- "He escaped, and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike."
- "And we have gotten an identification on the driver of the vehicle."
- "-I told you not to take the turnpike. -I thought we would blend in."
- "After a while they go, "I wish this guy would kill me. I can't take it anymore!""
- ""Watch your head. Don't hit that metal edge there. That really hurts.""
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