Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →To me, murder doesn't even really seem like that great of a revenge.
Wouldn't years of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying?
Constantly calling them and hanging up when they pick up the phone.
Sending pizzas and taxis to their house all night long.
After a while they go, "I wish this guy would kill me. I can't take it anymore!"
How come when the police catch some really bad criminal...
...they put him in the handcuffs, hit him with the baton...
...put the chokehold on him, but then they don't want him to hurt his head...