Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

Newman ruined it. All I could think of...

...when I was looking at her face was, "Newman found this unacceptable."

I'm going out with the stationery-store guy.

You're going out with the stationery-store guy?

I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no.

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