Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

He's beating me by a couple of strokes.

Then he's about to hit his second shot...

...when he picks up the ball and cleans it.

-So what? -Sorry.

The rules clearly state you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green.

-The rules are clear about that. -Certainly are.

-So I penalized him a stroke. -So, what happened?

We almost came to blows.

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