Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

We're face to face, like a manager and an umpire.

We're like, "Hey, what are you talking about?!

-Think I'm gonna put up with that?!" -All right. All right! You're in my face.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Hey, a rule is a rule. And let's face it, without rules, there's chaos.

I like Anna Quindlen's column. And Safire.

Don't you like Safire?

Although at times he can be rather pedantic.

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