Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

I find it fascinating, when you go in the stationery store...

...that they're manufacturing millions of pens constantly.

We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life.

I've used up maybe two of them. Where's the rest of them?

Move a refrigerator, there's a couple there.

But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

That's why it's embarrassing if you don't have one.

"You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen?" We always have to whisper...