Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

-I'm the one who bought it. -You did.

-She should've said something. -She could have.

-Oh, I know. -Imagine...

...her taking credit for your big salad.

You buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it.

-Turn on the TV. -What?

Put it on. Put it on!

Neither the district attorney's office nor the police department...

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