Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Jerry. All right, now, listen to this.
"If a player cleans his ball during play of a hole…
…except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke."
-That's the rule. -It's just a friendly game.
-Why are you always such a stickler? -That's the way I was raised.
When I was growing up, I had to be in bed every night by 9:00.
And if I wasn't.... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened.
What are you so worried about this for?