Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

Jerry. All right, now, listen to this.

"If a player cleans his ball during play of a hole…

…except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke."

-That's the rule. -It's just a friendly game.

-Why are you always such a stickler? -That's the way I was raised.

When I was growing up, I had to be in bed every night by 9:00.

And if I wasn't.... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened.

What are you so worried about this for?

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