Season 6, Episode 2: "The Big Salad"

Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.

Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.

-Can I get you some more coffee? -No, but thank you.

By the way, your stationery-store guy called. He's got your pencil.

You are kidding me.

No. He left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it.

I bought one yesterday on 14th Street.

What did you do that for? He already ordered it.

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