The Scofflaw

Season 6, Episode 13 — 68 scenes

• "...seems to be that strap that connects so you can take them on and off..."
• "Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?"
• "Who's not busy? I'm busy. We're all busy. Everybody's busy."
• "You don't throw trash on the streets of my town."
• "Kramer, I need to talk to Jerry privately."
• "-You're hurting me. -You gonna share with me next time?"
• "-You knew? How did you know? -He told me a few months ago."
• "It's not easy to deal with someone in a situation like this."
• "Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening illness?"
• "-You don't think I can keep a secret? -No, but he would have read your face."
• "I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that."
• "He's having a two-day book signing at Walden's."
• "Yes, I do, but I don't want anyone else to have them."
• "You know, you'd get two pair, the whole table knows."
• "I'm sorry. All right? I guess I was just thinking of myself."
• "In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone."
• "But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll every get that chance again."
• "-Oh, that's a Kinney lot? -Yeah. There's a space opening and..."
• "What do you think, I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife."
• "...the thing is I've been living a lie."
• "I never actually had cancer."
• "I can't believe you did that. Why did you tell him I said hi?"
• "No, no, Kramer. You don't understand. He made the last contact between us."
• "...if you're going, you can get him to tell you where he got those glasses."
• "-Looks like something's on your mind. -No, nothing. I'm fine."
• "-I got nothing. -What do got? A pair of bullets?"
• "Turn them over, George. I wanna see them. Come on. I'm calling."
• "How can you say that I still like you when I didn't even say hi to you?"
• "...is more of a gesture than if you did say hi."
• "There's one other person who might do something like this, and that's you."
• "...I bought him an unlimited gift certificate at the Hair Team For Men..."
• "I don't like it one bit. And I'm supposed to see him tomorrow."
• "What do you think?"
• "I'm getting rid of all my fillings because that mercury's toxic."
• "Parking space. Parking space."
• "-Hey, lookie there. You're loaded. -Okay."
• "-It's an eye patch. -You look like a pirate."
• "Well, I tell you, there's only one problem."
• "Can't see on your right side?"
• "So, what made you just call me out of the blue like that?"
• "I think he's wearing glasses that look like Jake's. Pull over. Stop the car."
• "If you don't mind my asking, could you tell me where you got your glasses?"
• "-What about the regards? -Regards don't mean anything."
• "But he was so brave and gained such a wonderful perspective on life."
• ""You better vote the way we want you to, or there's gonna be big trouble.""
• "Oh, look at this. There's no place to park around here."
• "George, watch out for that man!"
• "Can you believe someone would lie about chemotherapy to get a wig?"
• "Debby told me she fell in love with him because he has perspective."
• "-He picked her up? -Walked right over to her table."
• "See? You're not the only one who has them. I have them too."
• "You don't think I know how you're feeling every second of the day?"
• "-I can't sleep, I tell you. I can't sleep. -Of course you can't, you poor sap."
• "Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, "Mrs. Costanza..."
• "If this Jake Jarmel book does, you know, what I think it's gonna do..."
• "-...a new pair of reading glasses. -They're from Malaysia."
• "...what's best for the city and possibly yourself, is for you to keep your ca..."
• "...or this court will see that your car is impounded and sold at auction."
• "-No, say. I want you to say. -It's not good, okay?"
• "You have to realize this has not been custom-fitted to his scalp."
• "As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you."
• "You ever look in the tub and see a fistful of hair?"
• "Tommy, I'm gonna need a little adjustment."
• "I'm not gonna be able to give you that parking space."
• "-I'm not 100 percent recovered yet. -Give me that thing."
• "How's your life? All right?"
• "Actually, I have some very interesting information on that."
• "-I want the glasses. Give me those. -Wait. Calm down."