The Scofflaw
Season 6, Episode 13 — 68 scenes
- "...seems to be that strap that connects so you can take them on and off..."
- "Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?"
- "Who's not busy? I'm busy. We're all busy. Everybody's busy."
- "You don't throw trash on the streets of my town."
- "Kramer, I need to talk to Jerry privately."
- "-You're hurting me. -You gonna share with me next time?"
- "-You knew? How did you know? -He told me a few months ago."
- "It's not easy to deal with someone in a situation like this."
- "Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening illness?"
- "-You don't think I can keep a secret? -No, but he would have read your face."
- "I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that."
- "He's having a two-day book signing at Walden's."
- "Yes, I do, but I don't want anyone else to have them."
- "You know, you'd get two pair, the whole table knows."
- "I'm sorry. All right? I guess I was just thinking of myself."
- "In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone."
- "But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll every get that chance again."
- "-Oh, that's a Kinney lot? -Yeah. There's a space opening and..."
- "What do you think, I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife."
- "...the thing is I've been living a lie."
- "I never actually had cancer."
- "I can't believe you did that. Why did you tell him I said hi?"
- "No, no, Kramer. You don't understand. He made the last contact between us."
- "...if you're going, you can get him to tell you where he got those glasses."
- "-Looks like something's on your mind. -No, nothing. I'm fine."
- "-I got nothing. -What do got? A pair of bullets?"
- "Turn them over, George. I wanna see them. Come on. I'm calling."
- "How can you say that I still like you when I didn't even say hi to you?"
- "...is more of a gesture than if you did say hi."
- "There's one other person who might do something like this, and that's you."
- "...I bought him an unlimited gift certificate at the Hair Team For Men..."
- "I don't like it one bit. And I'm supposed to see him tomorrow."
- "What do you think?"
- "I'm getting rid of all my fillings because that mercury's toxic."
- "Parking space. Parking space."
- "-Hey, lookie there. You're loaded. -Okay."
- "-It's an eye patch. -You look like a pirate."
- "Well, I tell you, there's only one problem."
- "Can't see on your right side?"
- "So, what made you just call me out of the blue like that?"
- "I think he's wearing glasses that look like Jake's. Pull over. Stop the car."
- "If you don't mind my asking, could you tell me where you got your glasses?"
- "-What about the regards? -Regards don't mean anything."
- "But he was so brave and gained such a wonderful perspective on life."
- ""You better vote the way we want you to, or there's gonna be big trouble.""
- "Oh, look at this. There's no place to park around here."
- "George, watch out for that man!"
- "Can you believe someone would lie about chemotherapy to get a wig?"
- "Debby told me she fell in love with him because he has perspective."
- "-He picked her up? -Walked right over to her table."
- "See? You're not the only one who has them. I have them too."
- "You don't think I know how you're feeling every second of the day?"
- "-I can't sleep, I tell you. I can't sleep. -Of course you can't, you poor sap."
- "Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, "Mrs. Costanza..."
- "If this Jake Jarmel book does, you know, what I think it's gonna do..."
- "-...a new pair of reading glasses. -They're from Malaysia."
- "...what's best for the city and possibly yourself, is for you to keep your ca..."
- "...or this court will see that your car is impounded and sold at auction."
- "-No, say. I want you to say. -It's not good, okay?"
- "You have to realize this has not been custom-fitted to his scalp."
- "As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you."
- "You ever look in the tub and see a fistful of hair?"
- "Tommy, I'm gonna need a little adjustment."
- "I'm not gonna be able to give you that parking space."
- "-I'm not 100 percent recovered yet. -Give me that thing."
- "How's your life? All right?"
- "Actually, I have some very interesting information on that."
- "-I want the glasses. Give me those. -Wait. Calm down."
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