Season 6, Episode 13: "The Scofflaw"

So I called the litterbug a pig. Not you.

I like policemen. I wanted to be a policeman.

Yeah, so why didn't you?

I'm scared of being shot.

Mr. Kramer, let me tell you a story.

In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone.

That fine was never paid.

And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets...

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