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I like policemen. I wanted to be a policeman.
Yeah, so why didn't you?
I'm scared of being shot.
Mr. Kramer, let me tell you a story.
In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone.
That fine was never paid.
And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets...