Season 6, Episode 13: "The Scofflaw"

I never said hi. When did I say hi?

-I never heard her say hi. -It's common courtesy.

No, no, Kramer. You don't understand. He made the last contact between us.

I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship.

If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand.

It's like a game of tag.

-Where are you going? -Nowhere.

You're going to the bookstore to see Jake.

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