Season 6, Episode 13: "The Scofflaw"

Hey. Oh, I just saw your old boyfriend on TV.

-Jake Jarmel? -Yeah.

I like those glasses he was wearing. Where'd he get those?

-Why? You don't wear glasses. -I know.

But I need a new look. I'm stagnating.

I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that.

That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.

Yeah, I've considered that.

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