Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Hey. Oh, I just saw your old boyfriend on TV.
-Jake Jarmel? -Yeah.
I like those glasses he was wearing. Where'd he get those?
-Why? You don't wear glasses. -I know.
But I need a new look. I'm stagnating.
I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that.
That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.
Yeah, I've considered that.