Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →The big new accessory with eyeglasses...
...seems to be that strap that connects so you can take them on and off...
...which I don't get because if you have glasses, isn't that because...
...you need to wear glasses?
"You need glasses." Isn't that what they say?
An eye doctor doesn't say:
"Would you care for some glasses?"
People with crutches don't have a chain attached to their belt...