Season 6, Episode 13: "The Scofflaw"

All right, I got news. You ready?

-Gary Fogel had cancer. -Oh, yeah, I knew.

-You knew? How did you know? -He told me a few months ago.

Why did he tell you and not me?

-I don't know. -How are you closer to him than me?

-So is he okay? -Oh, yeah, he's fine.

He was in bad shape for a while, though.

Really? How bad? Was he on his deathbed?

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