Season 6, Episode 13: "The Scofflaw"

No, he was on his regular bed.

So why didn't you tell me?

-He swore me to secrecy. -So?

It's not like you're my wife.

I still think you should've told me.

You were better off not knowing.

It's not easy to deal with someone in a situation like this.

I was so nice to him I almost made myself sick.

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