Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Ever see what that looks like in the back?
You got natural curls on the bottom...
...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.
Some look good. The ones that look good, you don't know about.
What if you got involved with a woman? How do you tell her?
The way they make them, I'll never have to tell her.
So you keep it a secret your whole life?
Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, "Mrs. Costanza...