Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →The doctors thought he had cancer...
...but the surgery revealed he never actually had it.
-So, what was wrong with him? -Nothing.
He's been lying to me for two months?
-That's right. -What kind of person is this?
There's one other person who might do something like this, and that's you.
-Well.... -I don't even think you could do it.
No, I could do it.