The Kiss Hello

Season 6, Episode 17 — 63 scenes

• "...should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own..."
• "Say it's Saturday night in Spain. They go out dancing."
• "-How's she doing? -She's starting to slip a little."
• "-I've never seen squeeze ketchup. -If they make squeeze mustard..."
• "-I don't see the difference. -There's a difference."
• "Somehow it mushroomed. Now I dread seeing her because of it."
• "You could come by my office later. I could work on it for you."
• "She doesn't wanna have to deal with that outside the office."
• "They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius..."
• "I'm not thrilled with the handshaking either, but one step at a time."
• "What you have to do is introduce him, and then he'll just come out with it."
• "Everyone will know everybody's name. People are gonna be a lot friendlier."
• "Don't they have them in the plastic squeeze containers?"
• "-What are you doing here? -Nana called me to open the bottle."
• "...and you were supposed to give $50 to your sister."
• "Believe me, I don't owe your mother $50."
• "I know there's nothing worse than when your shower's not working."
• "Oh, I got a big slice of dough for you, buddy..."
• "I'm gonna get your picture, and you're gonna participate in my program."
• "No reason. Just wanna see you again."
• "This will be an interesting experiment to see if Kramer says something."
• "Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle."
• "Do you know what the interest on that $50 comes to over 53 years?"
• "-Or if you put it into a 10-year T-bill-- -Morty, will you stop it?"
• "-Yeah? -It's Wendy."
• "I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello..."
• "-Would you like something to drink? -Sure."
• "Oh, okay. Your friend George came by the office the other day."
• "-Come on. That's not fair. -I told you I was gonna get it."
• "Thank you. I actually was thinking it might be time for a change."
• "So who's that friend of yours, that guy who came in?"
• "No, I'm just thinking about the question."
• "You know, my arm feels a lot better. That Wendy really knows her stuff."
• "Well, I couldn't come. I had to drive my mother to the chiropodist."
• "It's just a way for people to get to know one another."
• "Hey, Kramer. My friend Wendy wants to go out with you."
• "I've seen you so many times, and now we can finally talk to each other."
• "You see, that's just what I need, more kissing."
• "Uncle Leo put Nana in a home."
• "-Pretty good. -Just pretty good? Not great?"
• "Every person I see engages me in this long, boring, tedious conversation."
• "...and my uncle put my Nana in a home to try and shut her up."
• "Oh, hi, Mr. Costanza. We were trying to get in touch with you."
• "-Look, Mr. Costanza-- -Will that be cash or check?"
• "Yeah. God, I hope my clients weren't too upset."
• "...I have to go all the way around Central Park West, back to Columbus."
• "It's as if I was hitchhiking and she said, "This is as far as I can take you.""
• "It's just that I'm not really able to do it. Thank you for your cooperation."
• "...an above average performing growth mutual fund for 53 years--"
• "-What's up? -I gotta go visit my nana in the home."
• "Well, don't you worry, buddy. I made double prints."
• "Oh, I see. When you need something done, then you're friendly to people."
• "...because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother $50."
• "Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it?"
• "...and I had to carry my skis and my boots and my poles all the way home."
• "Sure. Let people suffer while you're shooshing all over a mountain."
• "He used to steal my soda bottles and cash them in for the deposit."
• "Well, I said he should give it to me for all the bottles he took."
• "Look, why don't you do everybody a favor and just get out of this building."
• "-Hey, let's go get some coffee. -Great idea."
• "Oh, Paul, could you hold that door?"
• "-Wendy here? -No, no. She changed her hairstyle."
• "-You got quite a few people in here. -Well, I'd invite you in..."