Season 6, Episode 17: "The Kiss Hello"

...I gotta kiss hello. I did it once on her birthday.

Somehow it mushroomed. Now I dread seeing her because of it.

-Hey. -I'm down to one kiss hello.

-My aunt Celia. -That's fortunate. I really admire that.

Really? I never heard you say you admired me for anything.

No, I told you I admire your hearing.

Oh, don't slough that off. You have great hearing.

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